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Written by David
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Monday, 06 February 2006 |
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So, one of my strange pleasures in life is when a random person IM's me. If someone randomly pops up and wants to chat, that is free reign for me to screw with them. Conversation with 235515271 at 2006-02-06 17:06:52 on 1670736 (icq) (17:06:52) 235515271: http://home.wanadoo.nl/day envandijk/sp-test
(17:07:02) Scooter-ICQ: oom?
(17:07:13) 235515271: :-Dwas
(17:07:53) Scooter-ICQ: neep floop flarney floo?
(17:08:21) 235515271: :-Dbist du türke
(17:08:51) Scooter-ICQ: butterfly gefaeltefish monkeyjump gonzo
(17:09:08) 235515271: ja du bist türke
(17:10:40) Scooter-ICQ: burbon ga-nuuuuuuuuuuu je'fa oink
(17:11:19) 235515271: rede ma deutsch und nich türkisch
:-D
(17:12:13) Scooter-ICQ: Hi, you've reached the schizophrenic help line. For help, please press 1 or 2 or 3. And for help, press 1 or 2 or 3. I'm sorry our Turkish and German trans lators are out for the day.
(17:12:28) 235515271: was
(17:12:35) Scooter-ICQ: is
(17:12:41) 235515271: was is
(17:13:01) Scooter-ICQ: it all depends upon what you mean by 'is'
(17:13:49) 235515271: ach leck mich doch cu
(17:14:13) Scooter-ICQ: and then she said, "if you pee on the pedals, that makes it go faster&quo t;
(17:15:09) Scooter-ICQ: or was it 'petals'... i can't remember. because it is kuh-razy!
(17:17:18) Scooter-ICQ: blau?
(17:17:30) 235515271: was blau
(17:18:02) Scooter-ICQ: drunk. having a snootfull. plastered.
(17:19:31) Scooter-ICQ: have you seen my watch? it's been running fast all day.
(17:21:00) Scooter-ICQ: wo ist maxi?
(17:21:19) 235515271: wer is maxi
(17:22:07) Scooter-ICQ: where? that is the question precisely!
(17:22:42) Scooter-ICQ: da druben
(17:23:01) 235515271: hä
(17:23:45) Scooter-ICQ: Himmelaeufer?
(17:23:52) Scooter-ICQ: a-ha?
(17:26:00) Scooter-ICQ: cry wolf and let slip the dogs of war.
(17:26:15) 235515271: egal ich losch dich jetz
(17:26:22) 235515271: cucu
(17:27:02) Scooter-ICQ: coo coo cachoo?
(17:28:44) Scooter-ICQ: Und dann sprang der Zwerg vom Kuchen heraus, der nichts aber einen Strumpfband riemen trägt. Junge, war das Rot Gesicht des Bürgermeisters.
(17:29:28) Scooter-ICQ: and i'll live in an octopuss' garden with you
(17:34:01) Scooter-ICQ: na und?
(17:34:22) 235515271: na
(17:34:26) 235515271: was los
(17:34:32) Scooter-ICQ: you were lost?
(17:34:52) 235515271: ma las mich cucu ich lösch dich jetz cu
(17:35:05) Scooter-ICQ: Sie waren verloren?
(17:35:39) 235515271: hey david
(17:35:48) Scooter-ICQ: ja?
(17:36:22) 235515271: fick dich und las mich inruhe
(17:36:26) 235515271: ok
(17:36:53) 235515271: wenn du mit mir vernümpftich schreibst lösch ich dich nich ok
(17:36:55) Scooter-ICQ: wow, you must get all the girls with that.
(17:37:13) 235515271: :-\
(17:37:30) 235515271: egal dan lösch ich dich ok
(17:37:48) Scooter-ICQ: i can't make you do anything.
(17:38:07) 235515271:egal haunse baunse sieg heil
(17:38:45) Scooter-ICQ: are you a nazi?
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